Porno

Nobody really calls it Porn-o.. do they… Its just Porn.

Melissa Scott Porn star turned Evangelist

Or if youre a nerdling, it’s Pron. Pron apparently comes from the need to evade internet screening devices, which will filter out anything with the word “Porn” in it…. I’m sure the screens have caught up with this now, but there you have it.

I like Pron. You could call it a hobby almost. It is at the point where Ive looked at so much Pron, that it does not necessarily have the effect that Pron should have on a person. I once saw a good Meme that explained it succinctly. I can’t for the life of me find it now… but it was basically meme as a teen with a lingerie catalog, fapping away over just about anything.. cut to now.. and there’s a hardcore scene and the meme guy looks bored…. “Not good enough”. It’s kind of, but not quite at that stage. I think I could, possibly work for Hustler mag or something now. Oh disaffected youth.

Dont get me wrong, I still look, but the internets has made Pron so easy to find for free, Im surprised there are still magazines in existence. Surely it is an obsolete format by now?

You might ask, how can you blog about all these different topics in the same space here? Believe me it is whatever I happen to come to ponder on at the time, and not usually in a logical sequence, so don’t take anything away from it, or think there is some deeper meaning.. cos there’s not.

I think I must sometimes look at, or start talking about Pron in passing, like it’s an every day subject, but perhaps that’s the issue I want to raise.. As to me in passing it is not a taboo thing, I have found that I will mention, or maybe it’s that I allude to having a pretty good general knowledge in the field and I will pique the interest of, well.. Blokes.

I previously mentioned that most blokes will think about bonking fairly regularly throughout their day. They will try and “nut” one out at least once a day if they get the time.. ( Yes ladies, whether you like it or not, invariably your dude is rubbing one out at some point even if you have an awesome sex life, exceptions perhaps being.. if its a special occasion and he may need to “perform” a little better than usual.. think Birthdays, anniversaries etc or if their day really actually WAS as busy as they usually pretend it is..) If that’s a bit too raw for you, I ask again why you’re here?

So Porn is usually a pretty common thing in the minds of men, ( and me) and not even you can deny that Sex sells everything. Everywhere you look, especially if the target market it male there is some kind Booby or arsey* attraction agent at play. Therefore mentioning porn in passing with a high degree of expertise, and being a female at the same time tends to make a lot of dudes heads explode. Of course, giving credit where credit is due, plenty have found it awesome. Not holding a Sword of Damocles over the whole idea seems to be quite a relief… with some seeming skeptical and wary at first, wondering if you are playing some kind of trick……but mostly extremely curious. (That is, if the guy is fairly open minded)Watch out.. it's a Trap!

On the other end of the scale, to some dudes it sends some kind of sexual cue. Deep and inbuilt. First the head explosion, then the beating of chest, then the pursuit.

Dudes can get a bit excited, bless.. Sometimes it is a bit more interesting than I’d like.. stalkerish and weird.

History and indeed the animal kingdom teaches us that Women folk/females of the heterosexual kind need to be protected from rival males ( and they all secretly hope that other men are lusting after their missus) , looked after…. in case of breeding ( continuing the bloodline is a high motivation among males of all species) but first they must be pursued.

What causes pursuit? The seeming availability of the female? Her perceived ability to elevate the status of the male socially? See Trophy wife…. or is it just that theyre depressed or sick of fapping away, alone, at home?

All of these things have been studied by science and philosophy. But now we have the internet pretty much ruling our lives and we have things like Facebook. A weird stalker type male can have his dreams come true. I got one.. and I’m left wondering if it is because I like Pron and openly talk about it? I admit I put my cans on the FB.. and even my

arse cheeks in short shorts in the name of wining a prize…

A decent rack of Moobs

(Plenty of guys did the same thing in the same comp, but I reckon none of them got the hormones of the ladies a fluttering to the point that they were stalked….)

If you went to the beach you’d probably see them ( cans) too, but suddenly they are there on a screen for anyone to see. I talk about the Pron, I don’t really care.. does that mean suddenly I’m inviting a stalker type fella? Is it cos history teaches us that as women we should be careful, that I should just expect to get that? It seems to be the general consensus, even though I don’t know when or where I actually said.. come at me, ill open my heart and legs for you!

I think Mister stalker man should read a little bit about Slut walk.. and maybe a few other people should too. Someone said it already.. “the real world sucks” but I still believe we should be the change we want in the world.

Post-Feminism. Get amongst it.
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